love is won over by ignorance

mysticsmythe:

mysticfallsblaine:

Let’s be honest here, no excuse is needed for that though. Ever.

No? Good to know.  I will continue to take advantage of you at every possible moment then. 

I can’t even express in words how okay I am with this.

mysticsmythe:

mysticfallsblaine:

I know, I know, you’re right, as usual. But I wouldn’t let it get that far though. I never really gain weight anyway. But I guess I’ll have to start eating healthier. There’s nothing wrong with healthy food, I suppose.

Just…I don’t know…eat an apple next time you…

Let’s be honest here, no excuse is needed for that though. Ever.

mysticsmythe:

Yes, but you know what else is also good? Staying fit when you get older, not having to buy two plane tickets just for you, avoiding diabetes, not having heart attacks.  I mean, I’m not about to say anything about moderation because we both know I’d just be a hypocrite then, but still. At least my addiction keeps me healthy. 

I know, I know, you’re right, as usual. But I wouldn’t let it get that far though. I never really gain weight anyway. But I guess I’ll have to start eating healthier. There’s nothing wrong with healthy food, I suppose.

mysticsmythe:

Easy solution: lay off the junk food some. 

But it’s too good.

mysticsmythe:

How about just no heart attacks ever? At any age. 

If I keep eating junk food like this it’s pretty much inevitable in a couple of years.

mysticsmythe:

I’ll see what I can do, just in the interest of not giving you a heart attack. 

Thank you. It would suck to have a heart attack at such a young age.

mysticsmythe:

I’ll get right on that then. If someone randomly pulls you into a random closet at school while you’re on your way to class, chances are good it’s me. 

That would probably terrify me. A warning would be nice.

mysticsmythe:

As cute as you are when you pout, it’s not gonna work this time. Though I’d be more than happy to distract you the entire week if that makes any of it easier for you. 

Please do. We like distractions. Distractions are good.

mysticsmythe:

Blaine Warbler, do you know how long I’ve been waiting to get you out on a date? I’m not about to give it away now.  Patience is a virtue and all that other bullshit. 

Awww, come oooon. I’m usually a really patient person but not now. Damn it.